(North Pole Newswire)
by: Judy Elf - North Pole Public Relations
8:00 A.M. 12/15/2014
If you woke up in the northeast neighborhood of History, Nevada today, you might have noticed broken toys and parts of a red sliegh scattered on the ground. Details of an unusual crash involving a red sleigh and a group reindeer are uncertain at this time. We have word that no one was injured, but a Veterinarian was called in to assist an injured reindeer. The Veterinarian was over heard saying, "I've never seen such a red nose before."
Police have taken an elderly man in for questioning and confiscated a rifle on the scene. The town people of History say they couldn't believe this happened, although one little boy told the reporter, "as for me and grandpa we believe."
More to follow...
(North Pole Newswire)
by: Judy Elf - North Pole Public Relations
11:00 A.M. 12/15/2014
More details emerge concerning the red sleigh crash in History, Nevada. It appears that Santa and his reindeer were out on a test run. Santa failed to call in a flight plan and was therefore thought to be a UFO. Colonel Bailey, of the Air Force, said normal UFO procedures were followed, after all they did "enter restricted air space." He went on to say, "This was just an unfortunate accident."
Santa and his reindeer bobbled around in the sky. As an Air Force jet barreled towards the sleigh it Crashed into Sant's Sleigh. And now on the ground in dazed wonder.
Santa regrets his test-run as his sleigh lay asunder. Santa was seen surveying the crash site as Captain Scrooge attempts repairs on some Toys
SANTA: "What the heck happened Rudolph?"
RUDOLPH: "I had an itch"
SANTA: "You had a what?"
RUDOLPH: "an itch...my nose was itchy so we veered right into Captain Scrooge's nice shiny air plane...sorry about that Santa" :(
Comet was quoted as saying, "We all knew he would go down in History!"
The Doctor at History Veterinarian Hospital said, "Deer normally nap during the day and are active at night. So as long as Rudolph and the rest of the team are well-rested beforehand, they should be ready for their long and demanding journey on Christmas Eve."
As Elf Bernard said, "Santa has10 days to make the repairs to the sled and get the reindeer in shape so he'll be back in business Christmas Eve! Ho Ho Ho."
